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Ardent Atheists Emery Emery and Heather Henderson talk with comedians, actors and friends about atheism, deism and the effects of religion on us all. Guests of the show are a mix of atheists, agnostics, deists, scientists, humanists and the occasional god-loving, scripture-quoting crusader. Discussions are deeply impassioned, mostly respectful and always funny.

Ardent Atheist - Where Reason Reigns Supreme!
Listen LIVE Wednesdays 7-8 PM PST on http://ardentatheist.com.
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Ardent Atheists Emery Emery and Heather Henderson talk with comedians, actors and friends about atheism, deism and the effects of religion on us all. Guests of the show are a mix of atheists, agnostics, deists, scientists, humanists and the occasional god-loving, scripture-quoting crusader. Discussions are deeply impassioned, mostly respectful and always funny.

Ardent Atheist - Where Reason Reigns Supreme!
Listen LIVE Wednesdays 7-8 PM PST On http://ardentatheist.com.
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<title>Episode 114 - Shroomz: The Other Rainbow Meat</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-114</link>
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<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Zach Ames / Susanna Lee / Dax Jordon</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Zach Ames / Susanna Lee / Dax Jordon

Description:
Zach Ames likes that the abortion industry is booming.
Susanna Lee Eats bacon on the satyr.
Dax Jordon seems to think it's okay to kill Jews but not babies.
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<description>Guests - Zach Ames / Susanna Lee / Dax Jordon</description>
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<itunes:duration>58:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>hallucinogens, drugs, hunter, thompson, sex, goldfish, pro choice, Ray Comfort</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 May 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 113 - Goudeau Is For Freedom While @JacobJaxOff!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-113</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-113</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Michael Goudeau / Jacob Jax</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Michael Goudeau / Jacob Jax

Description:
Michael Goudeau thinks there is a navigation system in the voice of Bob Dylan.
Jacob Jax gets a twitter account.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Michael Goudeau / Jacob Jax</description>
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<itunes:duration>57:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>slavery, constitution, gay rights, Jehovah's witness, odenkirk, magician, freedom, twitter</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 112 - Brendon Burns pompously Lectures Americans</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-112</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-112</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Johnny 3nutz / Brendon Burns / Felicia Michaels</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Johnny 3nutz / Brendon Burns / Felicia Michaels

Description:
Johnny 3nutz empties one of his nutz.
Brendon Burns the candle at both ends.
Felicia Michaels took acid and thought she saw the devil.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Johnny 3nutz / Brendon Burns / Felicia Michaels</description>
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<itunes:duration>58:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>acid, mushrooms, atheism, agnostic, alcoholism, aa, anti-theist, fundamentalist, australian, ozzy</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 111 - Best/Worst Creationist Arguments</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-111</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-111</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Steve Hill / Cole Parker / Shelley Segal / Matt Kirshen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Steve Hill / Cole Parker / Shelley Segal / Matt Kirshen

Description:
Steve Hill likes to watch creationists explain biblical slavery.
Cole Parker thinks American atheists are different.
Shelley Segal's show is cancelled by believers.
Matt Kirshen shows up fully clothed.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Steve Hill / Cole Parker / Shelley Segal / Matt Kirshen</description>
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<itunes:duration>1:02:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>hitler, thermodynamics, higher power, spiritual, evolution, transcendent, census, evidence, pothead</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 110 - Scientology: The Other White Lie</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-110</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-110</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Adam Richmond / Nicole Peterson / Paula Lauterbach</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Adam Richmond / Nicole Peterson / Paula Lauterbach

Description:
Adam Richmond defends the chruch and reminds us of adamrichmondcomedy.com.
Nicole Peterson wishes she had told the Scientologists to "TAKE A DICK"!
Paula Lauterbach explains the Church Of Scientology.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Adam Richmond / Nicole Peterson / Paula Lauterbach</description>
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<itunes:duration>57:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>L Ron Hubbard, anonymous, Xenu, Zenu, e meter, scam, Catholic</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Apr 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 109 - Anthony Szpak's Gay Mom Is TOTALLY Gay</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-109</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-109</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Anthony Szpak / Bryan Erwin / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Anthony Szpak / Bryan Erwin / Adam Kaplan

Description:
Anthony Szpak saw his parents have sex.
Bryan Erwin is estranged from his uber-religeous brothers.
Adam Kaplan threatens to burn Kevin Smith's photo.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Anthony Szpak / Bryan Erwin / Adam Kaplan</description>
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<itunes:duration>01:00:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>my gay mom, catholicism, catholic, reason, 3-way, lesbian, homosexual, swingers, swinging</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 108 - Why Would God Make Cripples?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-108</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-108</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Roy Wood Jr. / Anthony Ramos</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Roy Wood Jr. / Anthony Ramos

Description:
Roy Wood Jr. discards religion then makes up his own recipe.
Anthony Ramos was raised Catholic and he wants to punch god in the face.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Roy Wood Jr. / Anthony Ramos</description>
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<itunes:duration>1:02:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>disabled, handicapped, god particle, stem cells, felon, prison, radical religion</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 107 - Vic Cohen Picks And Jewses</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-107</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-107</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Gary Shapiro / Vic Cohen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Gary Shapiro / Vic Cohen

Description:
Vic Cohen loves the pope.
Gary Shapiro is offended by jew jokes.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Gary Shapiro / Vic Cohen</description>
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<itunes:duration>59:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>anti-semitism, jewish, catholic, pope, humor, bad advice</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 106 - Klinger Likes Being Deluded</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-106</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-106</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jeff Klinger / Shelley Segal / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jeff Klinger / Shelley Segal / Adam Kaplan

Description:
Jeff Klinger believes so that his ex-wife won't cheat.
Shelley Segal spent the first two years of her life in a kangaroo pouch. 
Adam Kaplan is trying to ensure he can't be buried with Jews.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jeff Klinger / Shelley Segal / Adam Kaplan</description>
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<itunes:duration>59:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>faith, spiritual, jew, jewish, gay, t for tolerance, saved, jason mewes</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 105 - 2 Felons and Moraless Heathen</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-105</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-105</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Paul Provenza / Daryl Wright / Buck Star</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Paul Provenza / Daryl Wright / Buck Star

Description:
Paul Provenza tries to make sense of Daryl's bat-shittery.
Daryl Wright loves Jesus and 3-somes.
Buck Star has faith because he has not died.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Paul Provenza / Daryl Wright / Buck Star</description>
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<itunes:duration>59:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>atheism, provenza, prison, morals, baptist, ethics</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 104 - The Buck Star Show</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-104</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-104</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Buck Star / Maggie Ragaisis / Jeff Hatz</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Buck Star / Maggie Ragaisis / Jeff Hatz

Description:
Buck Star sheds the dogma but keeps the spirituality.
Maggie Ragaisis believes the children are our future.
Jeff Hatz walked away from the pulpit when his preacher said, "That's not a toy!"
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Buck Star / Maggie Ragaisis / Jeff Hatz</description>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Alcoholic Anonymous, god complex, pothead spiritual, spirituality, catholic, Christian Mingle</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 103 - Catholicism Does Not Compute!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-103</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-103</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - John Wing / Dan Telfer / Troy Boyle</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
John Wing / Dan Telfer / Troy Boyle

Description:
John Wing gets a hard on from the stations of the cross.
Dan Telfer thinks god seems really needy.
Troy Boyle thinks there's room for all flavor of atheist.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - John Wing / Dan Telfer / Troy Boyle</description>
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<itunes:duration>59:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>pope, catholic, catholicism, national atheist party, hitchens, eminem, rap music</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 102 - Is A Nun's Vag A Prayer Box?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-102</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-102</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Edward Clint / Tom Clark / Adam Hammer</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Edward Clint / Tom Clark / Adam Hammer

Description:
Edward Clint: The serial rapist and serial victim.
Tom Clark thinks everyone on campus should have guns.
Adam Hammer defends the stupid teacher until she gets really stupid.

</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Edward Clint / Tom Clark / Adam Hammer</description>
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<itunes:duration>56:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>rebecca watson, joelle silver, first amendment, feminism, mccathyism, PZ Meyers</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 101 - Jake Johannsen, I Love You!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-101</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-101</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jake Johannsen / Drew Marks / Mark Ellis</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jake Johannsen / Drew Marks / Mark Ellis

Description:
Jake Johannsen argues with Emery about defending the constitution.
Drew Marks his territory with "Bad Advice".
Mark Ellis develops a new VH-1 series, the "Where Are They Now Roast".
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jake Johannsen / Drew Marks / Mark Ellis</description>
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<itunes:duration>58:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>christian mingle, patriotism, golden rule, pledge, allegiance, constitution, rape baby</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 100 - The Case By Caseist (Live)</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-100</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-100</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Paul Provenza / Wil Anderson /Prashanth Venkataramanujam / Gary Stockdale / Eric Schwartz / Ian Harris </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Paul Provenza / Wil Anderson / Prashanth Venkataramanujam / Gary Stockdale / Eric Schwartz / Ian Harris 

Description:
Paul Provenza wonders why we don't just live naturally.
Wil Anderson is a vegetarian but he'd eat people!
Prashanth Venkataramanujam eats everything.
Gary Stockdale sings "So Glad I Know I'm Free".
Eric Schwartz sings "Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis".
Ian Harris fills in for Provenz.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Paul Provenza / Wil Anderson / Prashanth Venkataramanujam / Gary Stockdale / Eric Schwartz / Ian Harris </description>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>australia, vegetarian, hindu, golden rule, flow, for love of water</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 099 - Pat Robertson Poop And Farts Out His Mouth</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-99</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-99</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Baron Vaughn / Eliza Skinner / Danny Bevins</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Baron Vaughn / Eliza Skinner / Danny Bevins

Description:
Baron Vaughn believes in generalizations and dead grandparents.
Eliza Skinner agrees that women need to turn up to keep a man... sarcastically!
Danny Bevins uses a mouse to keep his kid distracted.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Baron Vaughn / Eliza Skinner / Danny Bevins</description>
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<itunes:duration>56:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>elf on the shelf, pat robertson, 700 club, gay marriage</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 098 - Award Winning Comedy With J. Chris Newberg's Dead Grandma!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-98</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-98</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - J. Chris Newberg / Matt Kirshen / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
J. Chris Newberg / Matt Kirshen / Adam Kaplan

Description:
J. Chris Newberg talks to his dead grandma.
Matt Kirshen goes silent to prove is worth.
Adam Kaplan has vowed to be a better asshole.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - J. Chris Newberg / Matt Kirshen / Adam Kaplan</description>
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<itunes:duration>56:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>whisker wars, praying, grandma, job, mark summers, gary busey, alcoholics</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jan 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 097 - Brother Sam Man Handling The Snake Handlers</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-97</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-97</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Sam Singleton / Jimmy Palombi</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Sam Singleton / Jimmy Palombi

Description:
Sam Singleton waxes nostalgic about his snake handling parents.
Jimmy Palombi withholds his beliefs but Emery peels back the layers.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Sam Singleton / Jimmy Palombi</description>
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<itunes:duration>59:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>snake handlers, westboro, baptist, church, fred phelps, brother sam, singleton</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2013 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 096 - Religion Has A Lot Of Great Tools</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-96</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-96</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ron Swallow / Dana Eagle / Steve Gelder</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ron Swallow / Dana Eagle / Steve Gelder

Description:
Ron Swallow explains why racism is stupid.
Dana Eagle attends her mom's bat mizvah.
Steve Gelder went to church Christmas Eve.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ron Swallow / Dana Eagle / Steve Gelder</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_096_free.mp3" length="57920444" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>bat mitzvah, xmas, christmas, racism, jesus, christ</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 095 - Jews To The Left Of Me, Other Jews Further To The Left…</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-95</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-95</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - BJ Kramer / Shelley Segal / Danny Segal / Jared Scheib</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
BJ Kramer / Shelley Segal / Danny Segal / Jared Scheib

Description:
BJ Kramer sheds light on the Jewish version of hell.
Shelley Segal discovers her mom stole her pot.
Danny Segal defends his religion but not his wife.
Jared Scheib filmed old people fucking.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - BJ Kramer / Shelley Segal / Danny Segal / Jared Scheib</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_095_free.mp3" length="57545256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>jews, jewish, jewy, hitler, pot, weed, ardent, atheist, emery, heather, henderson, atheism, god, religion</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 094 - Karma Shmarma!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-94</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-94</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Shelley Segal / Prashanth Venkataramanujam / Matt Kirshen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Shelley Segal / Prashanth Venkataramanujam / Matt Kirshen

Description:
Shelley Segal is back on the meat.
Prashanth Venkataramanujam bitches about karma creating bad karma.
Matt Kirshen pisses off Joe and crashes the show.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Shelley Segal / Prashanth Venkataramanujam / Matt Kirshen</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_094_free.mp3" length="55755271" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>karma, ardent, atheist, emery, heather, henderson, atheism, god, religion</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 093 - The Salvation Army Wants You... Unless You're Gay!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-93</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-93</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Rob Leichter / Dave Edison</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Rob Leichter / Dave Edison

Description:
Matt Kirshen exposes the anti-gay actions of The Salvation Army.
Rob Leichter reminisces about the Cuntstock Festival?
Dave Edison thinks the Salvation Army is at war with Goodwill.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Rob Leichter / Dave Edison</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_093_free.mp3" length="57899453" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>shorty and morty, I can't wait for christmas to be over, westpoint</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 092 - Circular Illogic</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-92</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-92</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Robert Duchaine / Ian Harris / Matt Kirshen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Robert Duchaine / Ian Harris / Matt Kirshen

Description:
Robert Duchaine says when he masturbates, he's thinking about God watching him.
Ian Harris wonders why he can't call asians, oriental.
Matt Kirshen shares Jim Jefferies dark secret.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Robert Duchaine / Ian Harris / Matt Kirshen</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_092_free.mp3" length="56576215" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>igger joke, ken sands, jason ressler, santa monica nativity scene, political correct</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 091 - 2 X-tians And 3 Bags Of Chemicals</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-91</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-91</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ken Sands / Brady Lenardos / Maurice Northup</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ken Sands / Brady Lenardos / Maurice Northup

Description:
Ken Sands claims "without god, we are just a bag of chemicals."
Brady Lenardos claims without god, we cannot know truth.
Maurice Northup is without god and that's the truth.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ken Sands / Brady Lenardos / Maurice Northup</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_091_free.mp3" length="57519711" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>apologetics, philosophy, religious, christ, christian, magic, thumb, jesus, christ</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 090 - Mustaches, Mormons &amp; Mums Foreskin</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-90</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-90</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Mike Siegel / Keith Van Straaten</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Mike Siegel / Keith Van Straaten

Description:
Matt Kirshen grows a hideous mustache for prostrates.
Mike Siegel's mom knows foreskins.
Keith Van Straaten plugs his cats.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Mike Siegel / Keith Van Straaten</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_090_free.mp3" length="58122162" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>circumcision, HIV, AIDS, science, kittens, kitty, mormon, latter day saints</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 089 - Satanists Are People Too</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-89</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-89</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Chris Porter / Eric Cash / Cat Pursel</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Chris Porter / Eric Cash / Cat Pursel

Description:
Chris Porter has no problem with period sex. "Let's turn this bed into Mars!"
Eric Cash thinks Atheists are dogmatic.
Cat Pursel needs to get laid!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Chris Porter / Eric Cash / Cat Pursel</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_089_free.mp3" length="57737397" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>satan, satanism, satanist, dogma</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 088 - The Taliban Sucks / We'll Be Ruled By Ducks</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-88</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-88</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Zach Kahn / Jeff Hatz</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Zach Kahn / Jeff Hatz

Description:
Zach Kahn thinks it's all a bad TV show. 
Jeff Hatz thinks atheists need an alternative to "god bless you".
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Zach Kahn / Jeff Hatz</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_088_free.mp3" length="57062674" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>taliban, romney, obama, politics, pakistan, muslim, ducks</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 087 - Racism Shmacism</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-87</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-87</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Cole Parker / Eric Schwartz / Andy Sell</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Cole Parker / Eric Schwartz / Andy Sell

Description:
Cole Parker defends reason and facts. 
Eric Schwartz brings his new Jesus song. 
Andy Sell is afraid of the knives.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Cole Parker / Eric Schwartz / Andy Sell</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_087_free.mp3" length="56578828" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>christian, debate, new atheism, skeptisim, skeptic, skeptical</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 086 - Gay Cure Therapy Is Totally Gay!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-86</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-86</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - John Novotny / Danny Villapando / Chris Strait / Aaron Glas</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
John Novotny / Danny Villapando / Chris Strait / Aaron Glas

Description:
John Novotny had a nun for a mom.
Danny Villalpando's life is so great he pretends his marriage sucks.
Chris Strait signs a death pact with Emery.
Aaron Glas feels better believing there is life after death.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - John Novotny / Danny Villapando / Chris Strait / Aaron Glas</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_086_free.mp3" length="56441715" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>christian, debate, new atheism, skeptisim, skeptic, skeptical</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 085 - 2 Christians 3 Atheists And An Agnostic Aussie Walk Into A Wall</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-85</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-85</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ian Harris / Brad Stein / Ben Ellwood / Ken Sands</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ian Harris / Brad Stein / Ben Ellwood / Ken Sands

Description:
Ian Harris is frustrated with Ken &amp; Brad.
Brad Stein is hilariously frustrated with everyone but Ken.
Ben Ellwood is frustrated with Americans.
Ken Sands is really smart &amp; frustrating.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ian Harris / Brad Stein / Ben Ellwood / Ken Sands</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_085_free.mp3" length="28296522" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>christian, debate, new atheism, skeptisim, skeptic, skeptical</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 084 - Faith Healers Or Child Killers?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-84</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-84</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ashley Austin Morris / Adam Kaplan / Dustin Kaufman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ashley Austin Morris / Adam Kaplan / Dustin Kaufman

Description:
Ashley Austin Morris defends her brand of nonjudgmental christianity.
Dustin Kaufman believes in energy.
Adam Kaplan gives Emery Dan Cathy's number.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ashley Austin Morris / Adam Kaplan / Dustin Kaufman</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_084_free.mp3" length="28908562" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>new atheism, skeptisim, skeptic, skeptical, UFO, Dan Cathy, Chick-fil-a</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 083 - John Raels On Like A BAMF</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-83</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-83</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - John Rael / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman / Wendy Hughes</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
John Rael / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman / Wendy Hughes

Description:
John Rael is dubious about Mark Edward's new book.
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman outs King James.
Wendy Hughes denies having a drinking problem.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - John Rael / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman / Wendy Hughes</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_083_free.mp3" length="28200426" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>bill nye, new atheism, skeptisim, skeptic, skeptical, mark edward</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 082 - Uncut Circumspection About Unholy Circumcision</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-82</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-82</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Steven Paul Leiva / Peter Zachos / Adam Kaplan / Anthony Burnside</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Steven Paul Leiva / Peter Zachos / Adam Kaplan / Anthony Burnside

Description:
Steven Paul Leiva waxes chauvinistic about the homos.
Peter Zachos offers scientific data on circumcision.
Adam Kaplan thinks Emery just loves baby penises.
Anthony Burnside is horrified by rabbis who go down on babies.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Steven Paul Leiva / Peter Zachos / Adam Kaplan / Anthony Burnside</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_082_free.mp3" length="28908393" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>new atheism, skepticism, skeptic, skeptical, rabbi, morality, mikey, traveling in space</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 081 - Ardent Atheist Plus Jamy Ian Swiss</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-81</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-81</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jamy Ian Swiss / Jason Resler / Maurice Northup</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jamy Ian Swiss / Jason Resler / Maurice Northup

Description:
Jamy Ian Swiss explains the difference between atheism and skepticism.
Jason Resler exposes Emery as a cock sucker.
Maurice Northup makes up with Emery during the premium portion.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jamy Ian Swiss / Jason Resler / Maurice Northup</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_081_free.mp3" length="28586034" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>atheist plus, atheism plus, new atheism, skepticism, skeptic, skeptical</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 080 - Akin For A Rapin'!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-80</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-80</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Brian Thompson /Tommy James /Michael Orenstein</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Brian Thompson /Tommy James /Michael Orenstein

Description:
Brian Thompson is on a waiting list to adopt a white baby.
Tommy James bets his balls, TWICE! 
Michael Orenstein confuse Hard Core Pawn with Hard Core Porn.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Brian Thompson /Tommy James /Michael Orenstein</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_080_free.mp3" length="28609770" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>rape, date rape, honey boo boo, reality TV, Pawn Stars</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 079 - Shelley Segal Sings Like A Fictional Angel</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-79</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-79</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Shelley Segal / Craig Anton / Matt Champagne</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Shelley Segal / Craig Anton / Matt Champagne

Description:
Shelley Segal sings about religion, atheism and salamanders.
Craig Anton sings about his tiny penis.
Matt Champagne sings the praises of Magic The Gathering.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Shelley Segal / Craig Anton / Matt Champagne</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_079_free.mp3" length="28798892" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Magic, An Atheist Album, Mad TV, Saved, Charlie Brown, Orthodox, Jew</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 078 - Chick-Fil-A-Holes: No True Bi Scottsman Fallacy</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-78</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-78</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Chemda / Keith Malley / Jen Kober</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Chemda / Keith Malley / Jen Kober

Description:
Chemda offers to eat and suck!
Keith Malley wants nothing to do with his dad the priest.
Jen Kober is convinced there is no such sexuality as bi.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Chemda / Keith Malley / Jen Kober</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_078_free.mp3" length="28188778" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>chick fil a, chick-fil-a, gay, lesbian, keith and the girl, carmex</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 077 - Abra-banana-hamics</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-77</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-77</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Geechy Guy / Brad Tassell / Mat Black / Blair Scott / AJ Johnson</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Geechy Guy / Brad Tassell / Mat Black / Blair Scott / AJ Johnson

Description:
Geechy Guy rattles off record setting jokes per minute.
Brad Tassell argues that religious belief is genetic.
Mat Black wants to infiltrate a religious group, undercover.
Blair Scott thinks Tosh crossed the line.
AJ Johnson sets Brad straight.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Geechy Guy / Brad Tassell / Mat Black / Blair Scott / AJ Johnson</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_077_free.mp3" length="28793391" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>religious genetics, hidden agent, bill maher, misquoting jesus, life of brian</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 076 - Government Take Over By Bigots and A-Holes</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-76</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-76</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Sean Faircloth / Rob 'Running' Elk / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Sean Faircloth / Rob 'Running' Elk / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman

Description:
Sean Faircloth enlightens us on the dangers of religion in government.
Rob 'Running' Elk admits he is not hung like an elk.
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman explains how corn flakes reduce masturbation.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Sean Faircloth / Rob 'Running' Elk / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_076_free.mp3" length="28713086" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Pop 8, circumcision, 13, triskaidekaphobia, The odds must be crazy,dercokin</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 075 - Stanhope, Rape and Stanhope Rape!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-75</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-75</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Doug Stanhope / Paul Provenza / Gary Stockdale / Eric Schwartz / Lynn Shawcroft</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Doug Stanhope / Paul Provenza / Gary Stockdale / Eric Schwartz / Lynn Shawcroft

Description:
Doug Stanhope hates to deconstruct comedy.
Paul Provenza gets roasted by Doug.
Gary Stockdale sings with Eric Schwartz.
Eric Schwartz sings with Heather Henderson.
Lynn Shawcroft loves everyone!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Doug Stanhope / Paul Provenza / Gary Stockdale / Eric Schwartz / Lynn Shawcroft</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_075_free.mp3" length="28290337" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>TAM 2012, TAM, rape, songs The Skeptics</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 074 - Scientists Now Hunting For The Muhammad Particle</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-74</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-74</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Brian Dunning / Grae Drake / Steve Gelder</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Brian Dunning / Grae Drake / Steve Gelder

Description:
Brian Dunning a secret Zionist operative?
Grae Drake learns how to get drunk through her sneech.
Steve Gelder explains that more people die from Tylenol, than pot.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Brian Dunning / Grae Drake / Steve Gelder</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_074_free.mp3" length="28752275" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>TAM 2012, TAM, Skeptoid, God particle, Higgs Boson, Sexism, Groping Party</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 073 - Em's Mom &amp; Callers Eviscerate 'Analogue' Dave Martinez</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-73</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-73</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Darlene Helton / Listener Calls</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Darlene Helton / Listener Calls

Description:
Darlene Helton freezes a caller with reason and abortion.
Callers try to make sense of the first caller's drunken defense of xtianity.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Darlene Helton / Listener Calls</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_073_free.mp3" length="28479354" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>abortion, morality, morals, ethics, higgs boson, god particle</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 072 - Chaos Radio With Kirshen, Kaplan &amp; kOrenstein</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-72</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-72</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Michael Orenstein / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Michael Orenstein / Adam Kaplan

Description:
Matt Kirshen calls out American press.
Michael Orenstein brings the velvet voice.
Adam Kaplan is mesmerized by the wall of reason.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Michael Orenstein / Adam Kaplan</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_072_free.mp3" length="28359546" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Rebecca Watson, elevator gate, TAM, 2012, Leah Libresco, catholic, bath salts</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 071 - An ExPat, RePats And 2 Jews Chew The Fat</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-71</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-71</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - BJ Kramer / Rich Chassler / Clay Littleton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
BJ Kramer / Rich Chassler / Clay Littleton

Description:
BJ Kramer Sets the record straight about Woman, Dawkins and Jews.
Rich Chassler says it takes 90,000 people to stop the rain.
Clay Littleton tells of a simpler life in Burma.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - BJ Kramer / Rich Chassler / Clay Littleton</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_071_free.mp3" length="28293731" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Energy convergence, thailand, bacon, TAM, 2012, Hell</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 070 - Ian's Psychic Mom Squared Off With James Randi 10 Years Ago!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-70</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-70</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ian Harris / Cat Pursel /Jake Iannarino</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ian Harris / Cat Pursel /Jake Iannarino

Description:
Ian Harris was an atheist his entire life.
Cat Pursel has evolved into someone who thinks everything happens for a reason.
Jake Iannarino offers the show a new theme song.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ian Harris / Cat Pursel /Jake Iannarino</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_070_free.mp3" length="28164650" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>54:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>rape, psychic, jesus, bible, james Randi, JREF</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 069 - DJ Grothe on Sexism and Nygard's Penis</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-69</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-69</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - DJ Grothe / Roger Nygard / Carrie Poppy</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
DJ Grothe / Roger Nygard / Carrie Poppy

Description:
DJ Grothe waxes accurate on sexism, atheism and criticism.
Roger Nygard unleashes his penis... FINALLY!
Carrie Poppy exposes Roger's naked truth.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - DJ Grothe / Roger Nygard / Carrie Poppy</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_069_free.mp3" length="28452522" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>gay, dildo, exposes, sexism, sexual harassment, elevatorgate, TAM, 2012, cock</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 068 - Love - Christians Don't Want Men Loving Men</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-68</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-68</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jeff Wayne / Taylor Williamson / Filbert Cozen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jeff Wayne / Taylor Williamson / Filbert Cozen

Description:
Jeff Wayne exposes Emery's ardent atheism.
Taylor Williamson is NOT gay!
Filbert Cozen waxes idiotic and asks Heather if she is half niggress.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jeff Wayne / Taylor Williamson / Filbert Cozen</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_068_free.mp3" length="28734570" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>gay, 6000 year old earth, slavery, homosexual oppression</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 067 - James Inman, The Angry Buddhist</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-67</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-67</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - James Inman / Chris Bonno</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
James Inman / Chris Bonno

Description:
James Inman defends his Buddhism with the fervor of a Scientologist and the fury of a Black Panther
Chris Bonno artfully dodges every attempt to nail him down to a belief system.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - James Inman / Chris Bonno</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_067_free.mp3" length="28869198" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>buddhism, reincarnation, unbookables, Buddha, meditation</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 066 - 3.3 Percent Of An Auer Of Power</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-66</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-66</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jason Auer / Gariana Abeyta / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jason Auer / Gariana Abeyta / Adam Kaplan

Description:
Jason Auer Is stuck in traffic for 96.7 percent of the show.
Gariana Abeyta just doesn't care as long as people aren't bugging her.
Adam Kaplan (stage name) has a progeria fantasy.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jason Auer / Gariana Abeyta / Adam Kaplan</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_066_free.mp3" length="24556058" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>eddie ifft, jim jefferies, eating cat poop, belief, chaos radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 065 - Jim Jefferies Fingered A Kid On His Block</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-65</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-65</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jim Jefferies / Paul Provenza</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jim Jefferies / Paul Provenza

Description:
Jim Jefferies says if you believe there's something, you're a moron.
Paul Provenza thinks Jim was some sweet, tight boy booty.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jim Jefferies / Paul Provenza</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_065_free.mp3" length="25235282" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>mushrooms, acid, drugs hookers, molestation, Andrew Maxwell, 9-11, moon landing denier</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 064 - Could Pornography Have Prevented 9-11-2001?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-64</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-64</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Dylan Brody / Anthony Szpak / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Dylan Brody / Anthony Szpak / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman

Description:
Dylan Brody admits that he has some kinks.
Anthony Szpak somehow avoids admitting that he has any kinks.
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman can't share this episode with anyone he knows.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Dylan Brody / Anthony Szpak / Jarrett Lennon Kaufman</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_064_free.mp3" length="24830332" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Kink , Pastor Sean Harris, Gay Bashing, pedophilia, paedophilia, Osama bin Laden, 911, 9-11</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 063 - Release The Aiken!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-63</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-63</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Blaine Capatch / Matt Kirshen /Andy Wood</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Blaine Capatch / Matt Kirshen /Andy Wood

Description:
Blaine Capatch prefers bros before his hoes.
Matt Kirshen is a big fan of female circumcision.
Andy Wood is the pussy that calls Penn an asshole!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Blaine Capatch / Matt Kirshen /Andy Wood</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_063_free.mp3" length="24315636" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>54:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Penn Jillette, Clay Aiken, Indoctrination, Emery's Mom, Darlene Helton, Bible, 700 Club, men in Black</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 062 - Save Ben Gleib's Kid's Foreskin!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-62</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-62</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ben Gleib / BJ Kramer</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ben Gleib / BJ Kramer

Description:
Ben Gleib Says, He wants to circumcise his kids.
BJ Kramer desperately tries to dissuade Ben from mutilating his children's penises.

</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ben Gleib / BJ Kramer</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_062_free.mp3" length="28112297" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>circumcision , morality, bacon, golden rule, platinum rule</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 061 - Turtles All The Way Down: Bottom Turtle Is God!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-61</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-61</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ben Gleib / Myq Kaplan / BJ Kramer</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ben Gleib / Myq Kaplan / BJ Kramer

Description:
Ben Gleib Says, "If you want to pray to a jizzed upon turtle, do it! But don't lecture me about it!"
Myq Kaplan says. "You're gonna die, so we may as well talk faster."
BJ Kramer is an Ex-orthodox Jew, but then he discovered bacon.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ben Gleib / Myq Kaplan / BJ Kramer</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_061_free.mp3" length="25046184" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>masturbatation, morality, bacon, golden rule, platinum rule</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 051 - Pt. 2 - The 'etard Word And Other Things That Offend Easily Offended Retards</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-51</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-51</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Matt Davis / Mike Baldwin</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Matt Davis / Mike Baldwin

Description:
Matt Kirshen doesn't care who gets offended and labels Randy an idiot.
Matt Davis asks, "What's a tampon?
Mike Baldwin isn't racist against black people. He stays in Motel 6 all the time.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Matt Davis / Mike Baldwin</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_051_free.mp3" length="28848174" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>retard, retarded, retardo, etard, idiot, brain damaged, moron, mongoloid, mentally challenged, downs syndrom, craig</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 060 - Fairy Particles And How We're All Connected</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-60</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-60</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Rachel Lichtman / Gary Stockdale / Joel Madison</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Rachel Lichtman / Gary Stockdale / Joel Madison

Description:
Rachel Lichtman wants to be the 5th wife in a sex cult.
Gary Stockdale sings a gospel tune about his love for non-belief.
Joel Madison wants to teach his daughter religious morality so the burden is off of him.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Rachel Lichtman / Gary Stockdale / Joel Madison</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_060_free.mp3" length="25060198" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>djrotaryrachel, Dane Cook, monkees, jerry and the pacemakers, I'm a believer</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 059 - Marc Maron vs. Provenz Moderated by Dana Gould</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-59</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-59</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Marc Maron / Paul Provenza / Dana Gould</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Marc Maron / Paul Provenza / Dana Gould

Description:
Marc Maron doesn't give a shit about religion or atheists. He's busy trying to decide whether to get ice cream.
Paul Provenza champions the Reason Rally and atheism.
Dana Gould asks why atheists want to take away the comfort of "god".
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Marc Maron / Paul Provenza / Dana Gould</description>
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<itunes:duration>55:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>The Aristocrats, WTF Podcast, The Simpsons, Green Room, Reason Rally</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 058 - Creationist Museum Trip: Liars, Idiots Or Both?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-58</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-58</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Carrie Poppy / Ross Blocher / Don Prothero</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Carrie Poppy / Ross Blocher / Don Prothero

Description:
Carrie Poppy is very kind to John Nelson at the creationist museum.
Ross Blocher politely challenges John Nelson at the creationist museum.
Don Prothero is not so nice to John Nelson at the creationist museum.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Carrie Poppy / Ross Blocher / Don Prothero</description>
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<itunes:duration>57:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Moroccan art, john nelson, homeopathic medicine, homeopathy, Santee</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 057 - 2 Aristocunts and 1 Fred Stoller</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-57</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-57</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Cathy Ladman / Carrie Snow / Fred Stoller</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Cathy Ladman / Carrie Snow / Fred Stoller

Description:
Cathy Ladman laments working for Roseanne Barr.
Carrie Snow laments getting fired by Roseanne Barr.
Fred Stoller laments the frustrations of a medicated boner.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Cathy Ladman / Carrie Snow / Fred Stoller</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_057_free.mp3" length="25157022" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Viagra, global conscious, collective, aristocunt, aristocrats, kirk cameron</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 056 - Emery hopes he hasn't lost a friend in Nick Arnette</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-56</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-56</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Nick Arnette / Steven Paul Leiva</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Nick Arnette / Steven Paul Leiva

Description:
Nick Arnette defends Kirk Cameron and is feeling a bit battered by Emery.
Steven Paul Leiva moderates kindly and is much more gentle than Emery.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Nick Arnette / Steven Paul Leiva</description>
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<itunes:duration>56:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>gay bashing, prop 8, gays, homosexual</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 055 - Two Jews, 1 Skyke and a Cup Of Penis Alfredo</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-55</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-55</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Gary Shapiro / Michael Orenstein / BJ Kramer</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Gary Shapiro / Michael Orenstein / BJ Kramer

Description:
Gary Shapiro proves that jewish kids are motivated by money.
Michael Orenstein proves that calves are for eating.
BJ Kramer denies having killed anyone!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Gary Shapiro / Michael Orenstein / BJ Kramer</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_055_free.mp3" length="24892758" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>phlegm, goyim, chutzpah, Fagin, oy vey, harvey sanders, mount sinai, unorthodox, debra feldman, money</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 054 - Magnetics, Acupuncture &amp; Abortion, FML!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-54</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-54</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Nick Arnette / Cat Pursel / Steven Paul Leiva /Lee Camp</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Nick Arnette / Cat Pursel / Steven Paul Leiva /Lee Camp

Description:
Nick Arnette defends his god and unborn children.
Cat Pursel defends bible porn and acupuncture.
Steven Paul Leiva defends reason and logic.
Lee Camp defends nothingness and nothing more.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Nick Arnette / Cat Pursel / Steven Paul Leiva /Lee Camp</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_054_free.mp3" length="25296434" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>we are nothing, moment of clarity, christian comedy, magnetics, porn</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 053 - Finally, A Call-In Show With Actual Callers!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-53</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-53</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Tim Brooks / Matt Robinson / Jessye Sedergren</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Tim Brooks / Matt Robinson / Jessye Sedergren

Description:
Tim Brooks talks about his Google+ Hangout, "Religious Discussion.
Matt Robinson fills us in on his Podcast, "Broadly Focused".
Jessye Sedegren finally calls in to thank us for our show about AA.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Tim Brooks / Matt Robinson / Jessye Sedergren</description>
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<itunes:duration>56:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>call in, listeners, prosthelytizing, christian, persecution, AA</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 052 - Delusion! Evolutionary Advantage Or Social Liability?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-52</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-52</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan

Description:
Anthony Szpak verp's in his my mouth!
Adam Kaplan blurts faggety faggen faggoty faggetry fagger fags and nigger cunt.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan</description>
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<itunes:duration>55:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>prop 8, unconstitutional, camus, gay, John Flemming, deluded, delusional</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 050 - Pt. 1 - The 'etard Word And Other Things That Offend Easily Offended Retards</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-50</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-50</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Matt Davis / Mike Baldwin</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Matt Davis / Mike Baldwin

Description:
Matt Kirshen schools Emery on the virtues of not using the word retard.
Matt Davis grew up in Alabama and is not religious or retarded.
Mike Baldwin isn't quite sure if evolution is true or retarded.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Matt Davis / Mike Baldwin</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_050_free.mp3" length="24950088" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>retard, retarded, retardo, etard, idiot, brain damaged, moron, mongoloid, mentally challenged, downs syndrom, craig</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 049 - The Final Word On AA and Michio Kaku Or Does He?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-49</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-49</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Tat Gray / Adam Kaplan / Dr. Mechio Cocku</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Tat Gray / Adam Kaplan / Dr. Mechio Cocku

Description:
Tat Gray Wants to be shoulder deep in the cunt of a cow.
Adam Kaplan wrangles Mechio Cocku and disappoints us all!
Dr. Mechio Cocku confirms that he is straight or does he?
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Tat Gray / Adam Kaplan / Dr. Mechio Cocku</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_049_free.mp3" length="24255030" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>54:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Michio Kaku, Alcoholics Anonymous, Britain, Genesis Science Debunks Religion</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 048 - 2 Dimensional Baseball &amp; Goat Fucking</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-48</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-48</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Brooks Wheelan / Eric Cash / Darlene Helton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Brooks Wheelan / Eric Cash / Darlene Helton

Description:
Matt Kirshen explains why the Scottish are Britain's Jews
Brooks Wheelan will turn Satanist if Eric can conjure a goat four years from now.
Eric Cash claims to be a card carrying Satanist and talks Darlene out of doing drugs
Darlene Helton wants a drug that will make her happy.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Brooks Wheelan / Eric Cash / Darlene Helton</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_048_free.mp3" length="24922788" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Satanism, Satanist, Last Comic Standing, Catholic, Sweaty, Tenner</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 047 - Pt. 2 - AA Without A Higher Power?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-47</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-47</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Frank Conniff / David Feldman / Jimmy Dore</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Frank Conniff / David Feldman / Jimmy Dore

Description:
Frank Conniff is TV's Frank from MST3000! That's all you need to know.
David Feldman is now an atheist after hearing about the Quad Cities!
Jimmy Dore believed in God until he saw his dad kiss the Bishop's ring.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Frank Conniff / David Feldman / Jimmy Dore</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_047_free.mp3" length="28757614" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, higher power, morality, MST 3000, Mystery Science Theatre, Richard Feynman</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 046 -Pt. 1 - AA Without A Higher Power?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-46</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-46</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Frank Conniff / David Feldman / Jimmy Dore</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Frank Conniff / David Feldman / Jimmy Dore

Description:
Frank Conniff Has sat in a room with a lot of people drinking coffee. So what?
David Feldman thinks all atheists are just angry at god.
Jimmy Dore will pretend to believe in god if he gets to talk the most.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Frank Conniff / David Feldman / Jimmy Dore</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_046_free.mp3" length="26082016" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>51:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, higher power, morality, david feldman, frank coniff, jimmy dore, the david feldman podcast</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 045 - HO HO HO! Merry Kentmas!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-45</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-45</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Erik Ransom / David Avallone / Alex Stein / Amy Engelhardt</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Erik Ransom / David Avallone / Alex Stein / Amy Engelhardt

Description:
Erik Ransom's show 'Coming', to a theatre near you if you live in New York.
David Avallone creates his own holiday called Kentmas. The X-tians made up Christmas, why can't he?
Alex Stein is a writer who says words out of his face mouth, including doorknob and the 'igger word!
Amy Engelhardt sings gospel like an angel even though she's a heathen.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Erik Ransom / David Avallone / Alex Stein / Amy Engelhardt</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_045_free.mp3" length="24559516" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:03</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Erik Ransom, David Avallone, Alex Stein, Amy Engelhardt</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 044 - Pwning the God Hates Fags Fags</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-44</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-44</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Dave Sirus / Adam Kaplan / Philip Kim</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Dave Sirus / Adam Kaplan / Philip Kim

Description:
Dave Sirus is not sure if he's agnostic, atheist, or retarded.
Adam Kaplan loathes himself like a heavyweight boxing champion
Philip Kim wrestles with the complexity of the natural world and loses.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Dave Sirus / Adam Kaplan / Philip Kim</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_044_free.mp3" length="24930432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>dave sirus,adam kaplan,phillip kim,Atheist atheism agnostic science reason critical thinking Westburo Baptist church Fred Phelps humor comedy hilarious</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 043 - Fuck Rick Perry But Huzzah For Magic Mormon Underpants</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-43</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-43</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Dave Silverman / Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan / Sam Singleton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Dave Silverman / Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan / Sam Singleton

Description:
Dave Silverman explains why non-believers are the fastest growing group in the US.
Adam Kaplan waxes anti-Semitic... AGAIN!
Anthony Szpak wants a bigger penis through magic mormon underpants.
Brother Sam explains how he upset the xtian gelato guy at Skepticon.
Emery Emery can't take it anymore and loses his shit over Rick Perry.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Dave Silverman / Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan / Sam Singleton</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_043_free.mp3" length="24999228" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>dave silverman,anthony szpak,adam kaplan,sam singleton</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 042 - Our 1st Attempt At Taking Calls: Worse Than A Back Alley Abortion!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-42</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-42</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Adam Kaplan

Description:
Emery Emery begs you to NOT listen to this episode!
Adam Kaplan mocks Emery for not knowing how to take calls.
The Listeners hang in there as we finally figured out how to take calls.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Adam Kaplan</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_042_free.mp3" length="24943900" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>listener calls, ardent atheist, emery emery, heather henderson, adam kaplan</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 041 - Nigerian Scammers, Intuition and Other Gay Stuff</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-41</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-41</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Tony Tripoli / Penelope Lombard / Carrie Poppy</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Tony Tripoli / Penelope Lombard / Carrie Poppy

Description:
Tony Tripoli predicts a future where drug induced coma is a vacation.
Penelope Lombard predicts the future through her dreams.
Carrie Poppy predicts nothing because she's reasonable.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Tony Tripoli / Penelope Lombard / Carrie Poppy</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_041_free.mp3" length="25331433" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>tony tripoli,penelope lombard,carrie poppy</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 040 - Creationist Museums: Debunking The Evolution Debunkers!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-40</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-40</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ryan Stout / Adam Kaplan / Nick Mullen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ryan Stout / Adam Kaplan / Nick Mullen

Description:
Ryan Stout explains that he is more of a hoper than a believer.
Adam Kaplan thinks god is just an ass raping machine.
Nick Mullen schools Emery on the originator of the big bang.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ryan Stout / Adam Kaplan / Nick Mullen</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_040_free.mp3" length="26076668" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>54:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ryan stout,adam kaplan,nick mullin,debunking evolution</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 039 - Brody vibrates, Randy tirades while Jake pontificates</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-39</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-39</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Brody Stevens / Randy Kagan / Jake Farr Wharton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Brody Stevens / Randy Kagan / Jake Farr Wharton

Description:
Brody Stevens defends vibrations and power bands.
Randy Kagan hilariously and relentlessly destroys everything.
Jake Farr Wharton tries to reason with Brody while being roasted by Randy.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Brody Stevens / Randy Kagan / Jake Farr Wharton</description>
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<itunes:duration>55:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>brody stevens,randy kagan,jake farr wharton</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 038 - Debra Relieves Henry's Tension And Tosses Todd's Salad!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-38</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-38</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Debra Wilson / Todd Glass / Henry Phillips</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Debra Wilson / Todd Glass / Henry Phillips

Description:
Debra Wilson says god is love and love is her religion.
Todd Glass believes everyone is 99% agnostic.
Henry Phillips will only share his opinions through the gift of song.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Debra Wilson / Todd Glass / Henry Phillips</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_038_free.mp3" length="26076668" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>todd glass,debra wilson,henry phillips</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 037 - Crasnick, Kaplan &amp; Stein. Jewy, Jewer &amp; Jew-ish</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-37</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-37</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ed Crasnick / Alex Stein / Adam Kaplan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ed Crasnick / Alex Stein / Adam Kaplan

Description:
Ed Crasnick shakes god on the drive to the studio!
Alex Stein marvels at the unexplainable but is he agnostic?
Adam Kaplan explains his hebrew tattoos! 6 million strong?
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ed Crasnick / Alex Stein / Adam Kaplan</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_037_free.mp3" length="24991766" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Ed Crasnik, Alex Stein, Adam Kaplan</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 036 - Jesus Hung With Lepers, Hookers &amp; Crooks, OH MY!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-36</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-36</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - John Fugelsang / Taylor Williamson / Steven Paul Leiva</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
John Fugelsang / Taylor Williamson / Steven Paul Leiva

Description:
John Fugelsang 9loves Jesus, acid and shrooms.
Taylor Williamson plugs his Twitter, MySpace and mom.
Steven Paul Leiva plugs Fugelsang's leaky dyke of logic as well as his book, Traveling In Space.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - John Fugelsang / Taylor Williamson / Steven Paul Leiva</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_036_free.mp3" length="25143736" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>john fugelsang,taylor williamson,steven paul leiva,traveling in space</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 035 - AJ Finney places 5th in the SF Comedy Competition! Praise Ganesha!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-35</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-35</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - AJ Finney / Dustin Kaufman / Darlene Helton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
AJ Finney / Dustin Kaufman / Darlene Helton

Description:
AJ Finney brings out his lucky Ganesha and the show goes really well!
Dustin Kaufman finds god in two plants on either side of a path.
Darlene Helton discovers that she caused her sister to be meaner than shit!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - AJ Finney / Dustin Kaufman / Darlene Helton</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_035_free.mp3" length="24905376" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>aj finny,kustin kaufman,darlene helton,sf comedy competition,ganesha,san fransico comedy competition</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 034 - Is Kirk Cameron a rapist or not?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-34</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-34</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jarrett Lennon Kaufman / Adam Kaplan / Tommy James</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman / Adam Kaplan / Tommy James

Description:
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman is exposed for being a child star! Oh the shame!
Adam Kaplan claims Kirk Cameron is a rapist who refuses to witness to him.
Tommy James Pitches his suicide letter service idea.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jarrett Lennon Kaufman / Adam Kaplan / Tommy James</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_034_free.mp3" length="23871920" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>53:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 033 - Catholic BDSM! Antisemitism! We're deep in the the C*nt Gutter!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-33</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-33</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan / Andy Sell / Christian (Identity Protected)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan / Andy Sell / Christian (Identity Protected)

Description:
Anthony Szpak Is horrified by virtually everything Adam and Emery say.
Adam Kaplan Tells the hilarious tale of being molested by a holocaust survivor.
Andy Sell is horrified to sit next to Adam.
Christian explains how Catholicism turned him into a BDSM freak.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Anthony Szpak / Adam Kaplan / Andy Sell / Christian (Identity Protected)</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_033_free.mp3" length="24960280" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 032 - Roger Nygard explains "The Nature Of Existence"</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-32</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-32</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Roger Nygard / Betsy Salkind / Stevie Ray Fromstein</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Roger Nygard / Betsy Salkind / Stevie Ray Fromstein

Description:
Roger Nygard brings the knowledge of all religions!
Betsy Salkind brings bible stories that make Emery cum.
Stevie Ray Fromstein brings the jokes that make Emery cum.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Roger Nygard / Betsy Salkind / Stevie Ray Fromstein</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_032_free.mp3" length="24942262" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 031 - Tam Tam Pamela - Christian Troll Comes Clean</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-31</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-31</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Darlene Helton / Tam Tam Pamela / Lee Camp</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Darlene Helton / Tam Tam Pamela / Lee Camp

Description:
Darlene Helton brings the weight of the bible and gets hit on by Lee Camp.
Tam Tam Pamela tells Lee Camp that he lacks Jesus in his life.
Lee Camp, a reformed Jew who pwned FOX News!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Darlene Helton / Tam Tam Pamela / Lee Camp</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_031_free.mp3" length="24987216" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 030 - Emery's Godless Mom Won't Fit In 1 Episode! Part 2</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-30</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-30</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Darlene Helton / Rick Shapiro</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Darlene Helton / Rick Shapiro

Description:
Darlene Helton begins to think critically in her 60s
Rick Shapiro admits to having a twin.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Darlene Helton / Rick Shapiro</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_030_free.mp3" length="25174130" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 029 - Emery's Godless Mom Won't Fit In 1 Episode! Part 1</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-29</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-29</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Darlene Helton / Rick Shapiro</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Darlene Helton / Rick Shapiro

Description:
Darlene Helton shares her story of shedding god and raising Emery.
Rick Shapiro waxes sexual, philosophical and emotional.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Darlene Helton / Rick Shapiro</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_029_free.mp3" length="25034172" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 028 - The Pot Episode: What Was I Saying...?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-28</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-28</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Paul Krassner / Steve Gelder / Zach Kahn</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Paul Krassner / Steve Gelder / Zach Kahn

Description:
Paul Krassner quotes Lenny Bruce and educates us about the war on drugs.
Steve Gelder is never too far from his pot.
Zach Kahn covers for Tommy Chong by getting REALLY stoned!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Paul Krassner / Steve Gelder / Zach Kahn</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_028_free.mp3" length="25072756" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 027 - Carlos Alazraqui Lost His Wife When Fred Stoller And Brought John Over</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-27</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-27</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Carlos Alazraqui / Fred Stoller / John Over</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Carlos Alazraqui / Fred Stoller / John Over

Description:
Carlos Alazraqui worships only his therapist.
Fred Stoller asks why atheists are so ardent, but he's only asking for a friend.
John Over confirms that animators really do draw secret cocks in cartoons.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Carlos Alazraqui / Fred Stoller / John Over</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_027_free.mp3" length="24470700" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>54:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 026 - Richard Dawkins and the un-known Muslim!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-26</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-26</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Richard Dawkins / Paul Provenza / Troy Conrad / Cristina Rad / Omar Rashid</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Richard Dawkins / Paul Provenza / Troy Conrad / Cristina Rad / Omar Rashid

Description:
Richard Dawkins drops in for a lesson on Islam.
Omar Rashid is a recovering Muslim and that's NOT his real name.
Paul Provenza makes sure that Emery can offend completely.
Troy Conrad brings Omar into the lion's den.
Cristina Rad is much more than a YouTube sensation!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Richard Dawkins / Paul Provenza / Troy Conrad / Cristina Rad / Omar Rashid</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_026_free.mp3" length="21467490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>48:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 025 - Heather sniffs the seat of Neil deGrasse Tyson!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-25</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-25</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Neil deGrasse Tyson / Paul Provenza / Jamie Kilstein / Kelly Carlin</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Neil deGrasse Tyson / Paul Provenza / Jamie Kilstein / Kelly Carlin

Description:
Neil deGrasse Tyson is so frustrated by politicians he is forced to use the 'uck word!
Paul Provenza fears he's responsible for getting Pluto cancelled.
Jamie Kilstein wants to send Justin Beiber to Mars!
Kelly Carlin schools us on the need for global empathy.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Neil deGrasse Tyson / Paul Provenza / Jamie Kilstein / Kelly Carlin</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_025_free.mp3" length="38901449" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>51:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 024 - EZ PZ and the Fisting Quagmire! Part 2</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-24</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-24</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - PZ Myers / Thunderf00t / Jamie Kilstein / Suzanne Whang / Eric Schwartz / Paul Provenza</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
PZ Myers / Thunderf00t / Jamie Kilstein / Suzanne Whang / Eric Schwartz / Paul Provenza

Description:
PZ Myers wants to stick a ruler up god's butt.
Thunderf00t gets clarity about Suzanne's beliefs.
Jamie Kilstein adores his cats, the "Dark Knight", his wife and vegan nachos
Suzanne Whang is spiritual not religious!
Eric Schwartz replaces pot with god?
Paul Provenza jumps in to give human beings the credit.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - PZ Myers / Thunderf00t / Jamie Kilstein / Suzanne Whang / Eric Schwartz / Paul Provenza</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_024_free.mp3" length="39516578" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>52:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 023 - EZ PZ and the Fisting Quagmire! Part 1</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-23</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-23</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - PZ Myers / Thunderf00t / Jamie Kilstein / Suzanne Whang / Eric Schwartz</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
PZ Myers / Thunderf00t / Jamie Kilstein / Suzanne Whang / Eric Schwartz

Description:
PZ Myers explains everything with prefect clarity.
Thunderf00t p0wns Ray Comfort.
Jamie Kilstein get us into a fisting quagmire.
Suzanne Whang invites us all to get fisted!
Eric Schwartz confirms that asian vagina runs vertically. 
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - PZ Myers / Thunderf00t / Jamie Kilstein / Suzanne Whang / Eric Schwartz</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_023_free.mp3" length="42896967" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 022 - Conjunction Junction, what's Blaine's major malfunction?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-22</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-22</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Paul Gilmartin / Blaine Capatch / Grae Drake / Harry Lonsdale</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Paul Gilmartin / Blaine Capatch / Grae Drake / Harry Lonsdale

Description:
Paul Gilmartin pitches the best flash mob ever.
Blaine Capatch is a person, place AND thing... on Salvia!
Grae Drake admits to working on "Extreme Home Makeover".
Harry Lonsdale is an American hero for financing the scientific pursuit of life's origins!
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Paul Gilmartin / Blaine Capatch / Grae Drake / Harry Lonsdale</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_022_free.mp3" length="23067427" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>51:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 021 - Rebecca Watson and a bonehead walk into an elevator!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-21</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-21</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Tracie Harris / Jessie Marion / Vanessa Guttormson</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Tracie Harris / Jessie Marion / Vanessa Guttormson

Description:
Tracie Harris brings the facts as only Tracie Harris can!
Jessie Marion flashes Emery and mispronounces nuclear.
Vanessa Guttormson loses her faith in Rebecca but not reason.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Tracie Harris / Jessie Marion / Vanessa Guttormson</description>
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<itunes:duration>55:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 020 - Dave Foley's intervention, starring Paul Provenza and Tim Minchin</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-20</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-20</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Tim Minchin / Dave Foley / Paul Provenza</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Tim Minchin / Dave Foley / Paul Provenza

Description:
Tim Minchin would suck off God if he were real and gives Heather a brain-on!
Dave Foley believes that life is meaningless but fools himself into having meaning.
Paul Provenza tries to moderate Dave's recovery but comes to realize that life is meaningless. 
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Tim Minchin / Dave Foley / Paul Provenza</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_020_free.mp3" length="21574775" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 019 - The 3 Jew Revue Part Shtayim!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-19</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-19</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Laura Silverman / Gary Shapiro / BJ Kramer / Cameron Winters</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Laura Silverman / Gary Shapiro / BJ Kramer / Cameron Winters

Description:
Laura Silverman calls Emery out on his hypocrisy.
Gary Shapiro makes us all wonder if being a Jew isn't so bad.
BJ Kramer kicks the doors off his atheistic closet once and for all.
Cameron Winters takes it all in.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Laura Silverman / Gary Shapiro / BJ Kramer / Cameron Winters</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_019_free.mp3" length="25146466" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 018 - There are a lot of atheists in fist holes!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-18</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-18</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Daniel Dominguez / Steve Ochs</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Daniel Dominguez / Steve Ochs

Description:
Matt Kirshen reads the male.
Daniel Dominguez comes clean on men.
Steve Ochs is an apatheist with a fisty sister.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Daniel Dominguez / Steve Ochs</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_018_free.mp3" length="25143372" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 017 - Mentally disabled comedian Eddie Ifft realizes he's a retard!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-17</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-17</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Eddie Ifft / Matt Weinhold / Charlie Horner</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Eddie Ifft / Matt Weinhold / Charlie Horner

Description:
Eddie Ifft almost gets molested, by his priest AND by Emery.
Matt Weinhold is simply insignificant but not an idiot.
Charlie Horner's dad is deacon who doesn't molest.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Eddie Ifft / Matt Weinhold / Charlie Horner</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_017_free.mp3" length="25146830" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 016 - A Druid, a Witch and a Satanist walk into a bar...</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-16</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-16</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Stanton LaVey / Dylan Brody / Rhonda DeFelice / Brian Seitzman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Stanton LaVey / Dylan Brody / Rhonda DeFelice / Brian Seitzman

Description:
Stanton LaVey can kill you with his brain.
Dylan Brody just kills... with jokes from his brain!
Rhonda DeFelice refuses to use her powers to kill.
Brian Seitzman asks Stanton to cause a small cut his finger.

</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Stanton LaVey / Dylan Brody / Rhonda DeFelice / Brian Seitzman</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_016_free.mp3" length="25574498" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 015 - Harold Camping or Gilbert Gottfried? Who you gonna believe?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-15</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-15</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Gilbert Gottfried / Eddie Pepitone as Harold Camping / Billy The Mime / Jim Turner / Craig Anton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Gilbert Gottfried / Eddie Pepitone as Harold Camping / Billy The Mime / Jim Turner / Craig Anton

Description:
Gilbert Gottfried predicts the end of the world
Harold Camping who sounds suspiciously like Eddie Pepitone defends his phychosis!
Billy The Mime Speaks!
Jim Turner Is chased down by Mark Wahlberg because God is pretend.
Craig Anton believes in chaos.

</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Gilbert Gottfried / Eddie Pepitone as Harold Camping / Billy The Mime / Jim Turner / Craig Anton</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_015_free.mp3" length="25008549" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 014 - The 3 Jew Revue! If you can't take the heat, get out of the oven.</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-14</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-14</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Myq Kaplan / Zach Sherwin / Gary Shapiro</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Myq Kaplan / Zach Sherwin / Gary Shapiro

Description:
Myq Kaplan plugs his appearance on our show, on our show.
Zach Sherwin has a yarmulke made of hair.
Cantor Shapiro defends his religion like a christian in a den of lions. 
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Myq Kaplan / Zach Sherwin / Gary Shapiro</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_014_free.mp3" length="25502996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 013 - 3 Moms And 1 Boy!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-13</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-13</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - 12 Year Old Devon / His mom, Beth / Laurie Kilmartin / Darlene Taylor (Emery's Mom)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
12 Year Old Devon / His mom, Beth / Laurie Kilmartin / Darlene Taylor (Emery's Mom)

Description:
Devon tells his story of becoming an atheist by age 8 and how he was shunned by a friend!
Emery's Mom, Darlene, explains how she shed her faith and replaced prayer with action.
Laurie Kilmartin struggles with what to tell her 4 year old. 
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - 12 Year Old Devon / His mom, Beth / Laurie Kilmartin / Darlene Taylor (Emery's Mom)</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_013_free.mp3" length="21315312" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 012 - An Xtian in The Lion's Den!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-12</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-12</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Oscar Nunez / Jeff Hatz / Nate Bargatze</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Oscar Nunez / Jeff Hatz / Nate Bargatze

Description:
Nate Bargatze exercises his free will and chooses to spend an hour with heathens.
Jeff Hatz exercises his free will and screams at Nate like the ardent atheist he is.
Oscar Nunez is amazed to learn that we don't really have free will. 
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Oscar Nunez / Jeff Hatz / Nate Bargatze</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_012_free.mp3" length="25386738" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Episode 011 - Reformed Scam Artist tells all as Emery and Porter throw down!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-11</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-11</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Chris Porter / Dean Cameron / Kate The Reformed Scam Artist</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Chris Porter / Dean Cameron / Kate The Reformed Scam Artist

Description:
Chris Porter tells Emery that he's wrong to say that what Porter believes is wrong and that he would never tell Emery that he's wrong, even though he just declared how wrong Emery is to say that Porter is wrong.
Dean Cameron gets a call from a super-fan and slips in a plug for "Nigerian Spam Scam Scam".
Kate relates how an episode of "Penn &amp; Teller's Bullshit" changed her life. 
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Chris Porter / Dean Cameron / Kate The Reformed Scam Artist</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_011_free.mp3" length="26129802" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 010 - Praying for Glenn Beck to Sprain his Ankle</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-10</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-10</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Ryan Stout / John Wing / Jon Ross</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Ryan Stout / John Wing / Jon Ross

Description:
Ryan Stout exclaims it's none of our business... that he's a non-believer?
John Wing doesn't want 72 virgins, he prefers 72 MILFS!
Jon Ross is amazed by "The Force" and schools Emery on how little he knows.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Ryan Stout / John Wing / Jon Ross</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_010_free.mp3" length="24798422" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 009 - Bob's back in the closet as Jimmy outs his Priest</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-9</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-9</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Bob Odenkirk / Jimmy Dore / Laura from "Fact vs. Religion"</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Bob Odenkirk / Jimmy Dore / Laura from "Fact vs. Religion"

Description:
Bob Odenkirk is NOT an atheist but he doesn't believe in god!
Jimmy Dore reminisces about not getting raped by his priest.
Laura offends the PC atheists by smoking a joint rolled in a page of the bible.

</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Bob Odenkirk / Jimmy Dore / Laura from "Fact vs. Religion"</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_009_free.mp3" length="25638170" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 008 - The better business bureau should put a stop to religion!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-8</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-8</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Todd Glass / James Johann / Dawn Tulman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Todd Glass / James Johann / Dawn Tulman

Description:
Todd Glass is an atheist because O.J. is a murderer!
James Johann wants a Waffle House in the Gaza Strip.
Dawn Tulman defends her mom's right to "feel" better.

</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Todd Glass / James Johann / Dawn Tulman</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_008_free.mp3" length="25481104" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 007 - Stalking David Bowie</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-7</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-7</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Jimmy Pardo / Rick Shapiro / Danielle Koenig</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Jimmy Pardo / Rick Shapiro / Danielle Koenig

Description:
Rick Shapiro confesses to biting off the heads of his parents.
Jimmy Pardo confesses his secret love of Sarah Palin and stuffed crust.
Danielle Koenig confesses to being an atheist who couldn't care less.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Jimmy Pardo / Rick Shapiro / Danielle Koenig</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_007_free.mp3" length="25305110" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 006 - Bashing religion and igger unts?</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-6</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-6</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - T Sean Shannon / Dylan Brody / Matt Cornell</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
T Sean Shannon / Dylan Brody / Matt Cornell

Description:
T Sean confesses to offending iggers AND unts!
Is Matt Cornell Extreme Jesus?
Dylan Brody calls Emery an anti-semantic bastard.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - T Sean Shannon / Dylan Brody / Matt Cornell</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_006_free.mp3" length="20596696" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>54:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 005 - Two Taylor Tango and the Brilliant Brit!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-5</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-5</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Taylor Negron / Matt Kirshen / Taylor Williamson / Daniel Fincke</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Taylor Negron / Matt Kirshen / Taylor Williamson / Daniel Fincke

Description:
Taylor Negron offers to blow Taylor Williamson.
Taylor Williamson isn't committed to his entertainment goals and reluctantly declines.
Matt Kirshen wonders, "Do they publish a list when they expel students for having sex?"
Daniel Fincke schools us with his atheistic knowledge.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Taylor Negron / Matt Kirshen / Taylor Williamson / Daniel Fincke</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_005_free.mp3" length="25471094" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 004 - Buddhists Don't Do Dishes!</title>
<link>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-4</link>
<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-4</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Eddie Pepitone / Moon Zappa / Jake Johannsen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Eddie Pepitone / Moon Zappa / Jake Johannsen

Description:
Moon finds everything sexy except buddhists!
Pepitone hates science, SUVs, Freud and the god hates fags, fags!
Jake doesn't think about atheists or christians at all but he does think...
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Eddie Pepitone / Moon Zappa / Jake Johannsen</description>
<enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/ardentatheist.com/free_content/ardent_atheist_episode_004_free.mp3" length="25708240" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 003 - Cliff and the Jiggajew</title>
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<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Andy Dick / Jim Jefferies / Rick Overton</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Andy Dick / Jim Jefferies / Rick Overton

Description:
Rick Overton Shares his thoughts on spirituality and relates his experiences at 70's sex club, Plato's Retreat.
Jim Jefferies calls Heather a jigajew and is just happy to have outlived Jesus.
Andy Dick declares he's a bisexual Christian who prays to Jesus for forgiveness.
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<itunes:duration>57:20</itunes:duration>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 002 - UFOs, souls and the quest for missing Beaujolais</title>
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<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Glenn Wool / Johnny Dam / James Inman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Matt Kirshen / Glenn Wool / Johnny Dam / James Inman

Description:
James Inman declares that he doesn't actually exist and he admits he cheated on his wife, both can't be possible.
Glenn Wool claims that Hitler was an atheist and that he saw 4 UFOs.
Johnny Dam believes in ghosts but not god.
Matt Kirshen schools us all with his knowledge of historical Jew humor (Jewmor), the brain, pattern seeking and well... everything!
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<description>Guests - Matt Kirshen / Glenn Wool / Johnny Dam / James Inman</description>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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<title>Episode 001 - Asterisk? The gall!</title>
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<guid>http://ardentatheist.com/episode-1</guid>
<itunes:subtitle>Guests - Paul Provenza / Blaine Capatch / Dana Gould</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>
Hosts:
Emery Emery / Heather Henderson

Guests:
Paul Provenza / Blaine Capatch / Dana Gould

Description:
Blaine isn't an Atheist, or is he?
Provenza challenges Dana's views and tells us a story about Otto and George.
Dana takes the show on a cartoon ride of the Muslim promise of 72 virgins.
It may not be quite the sexcapade it's cracked up to be.
</itunes:summary>
<description>Guests - Paul Provenza / Blaine Capatch / Dana Gould</description>
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<itunes:duration>56:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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